Suffering from cramps two days ago. Hold the pain for a good 10mins until I realise I can't even stand up to go to the loo. So I text hubby. 

Cramp. Painful. Can't even walk.

Labour? 

No. Probably from the cold iced tea I drank a moment ago. 

Must be. Riordan shivering inside

Hahaha. My husband is very cute and creative!